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Dogust 2, 2024
Attn: Colonel Floppy “Long Ears” McSniffles.
418 Waggin Street
New Yorkie, NY 10017
Colonel,
I regret to inform you that I've failed my 347th escape attempt. After this latest defeat, I've come to believe the initial reports of human simplicity provided by the Central Canine-telligence Agency are either …
