Author Kenny Penn

Author Kenny Penn

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Why You Shouldn't Bring Your Baby on a Date

No Matter How Cute They Are

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Kenny Penn
Feb 15, 2026
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Most people pay little heed to signs. You know the kind—portents, omens, harbringers of bad juju—but I’m not most people. I read my daily horoscope, spend a good amount of time interpreting my own dreams, and look for synchronicities in my daily life. So, how I didn’t see this disaster of a date coming, I’ll never kn…

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